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What leftover turkey?

It’s that time of year again: the season when you’re just finishing the first 75 pounds of leftover turkey when the time comes to plop another one in the oven and endure another several weeks of leftovers. So after you’ve … Continue reading

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Apple Dump Cake

It’s eighty-odd degrees out, sticky and humid. Don’t ask me why, in God’s name, I’m thinking of baking. I haven’t baked in a while, come to think of it, aside from a batch of brownies over the winter, and I … Continue reading

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Culinary Disasters

We’ve all bombed in the kitchen. If you haven’t yet, don’t worry, you will. Some of my favorite food writing of late has been other people’s kitchen mishaps; it’s not schadenfreude, so much as just being happy that I’m not … Continue reading

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Sorta Greek Dressing

This post has nothing to do with Anthony Quinn’s costume changes. Come to think of it, as food goes, it’s probably about as Greek as Anthony Quinn. But I digress. If you like bleu cheese dressing, you might like this. … Continue reading

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Recipe: Sweet Potato Thingy

So much for catchy nomenclature. At least I can claim truth in advertising. “What’s that?” “Oh, it’s a sweet potato thingy.” You may, if you’d prefer, call it a whatzit, doodad, or just refer to it as “Jasper,” for all … Continue reading

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¡Perritos!

Why I will never write a cookbook, Exhibit A: Ingredients: 1 package flour tortillas 1 package of hot dogs, preferably uncured since you don’t want nitrates interfering with the lips-and-assholes goodness of your weenies. 1 package of shredded cheese. You … Continue reading

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